Don’t Ever Change
I don’t change. How will I know I am me?
Seriously, how many of us fear doing the right thing by ourselves because we fear becoming someone we can’t relate to? Business is no different.
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Free Cartoons
Like me, you are dedicated to fighting assclownery in all its forms.
As my way of saying thank you for reading my cartoons over the last 90 days and for fighting the good fight, I am offering 3 (three) free cartoons to 3 random commenters.
How it works:
- If you have a favorite or six cartoons from the 90 in 90 series, list the title of the cartoon in a comment.
- Post as many comments as you like.
- If you don’t have a favorite, but want me to draw another cartoon, put your cartoon idea in the comments.
On June 24, 9:00 am EST, I will announce the 3 winners.
Lick Your Own Ass, 90 in 90
Any human thinks they are better than moi, Jack Noir. Sure, I can’t recite pi out to 273 decimals. But you humans spend your entire lives licking other people’s asses. At least the only ass I lick is my own.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is my 90th cartoon in 90 days.
The End is Near, 90 in 90
The end is near. Buy good shoes.
The Real Reason Trannies Transition, 90 in 90
Forget the sex, the privilege, the clothes. I transitioned for the panel discussions.
#1 Asshat Boss, 90 in 90
#1 Asshat Boss: I’m not screaming at you. I’m training you.
The Real Reason Gays Want Marriage, 90 in 90
Healthcare? I already have healthcare. I want to marry to pass on my assets for free. If you want healthcare, get a job.
The Real Reason Trannies Hate the GID, 90 in 90
I hate the GID. I am not crazy, like those people who are autistic or bipolar.
Trannie Whiners, 90 in 90
To all the trans folks who think you’re the most oppressed of all, whine to somebody who cares.
The FtM Gets No Satisfaction, 90 in 90
“Was it good for you,” I asked.
“No even worth a tweet,” she said.
Pilfering, 90 in 90
He suddenly realized that being late wasn’t about being a rock star but about being a thief of people’s time.
The FtM is Shocked, 90 in 90
I know size matters for the gays. But I had no idea that size matters for the babes, too. “Of course,” a babe told me recently, “we never say anything. We don’t want to hurt your feelings.” Shocking!
Shitty Customer Service, 90 in 90
Shitty customer service is the result of the need to maintain the illusion of control. Human relationships always outweigh the need to be right.
